KIWI在其他西方人眼里是不是只有下半身？
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动物园里新来了一只母猩猩。不久她就开始闹情绪，变得狂燥不安。一检查，荷尔蒙鳖的。

糟糕的是，那个地方还没有公猩猩。 为了母猩猩的幸福和安全，工作人员考虑来考虑去，想到动物园里修机器的Graham。

Graham。, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed
with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.

闲话短说，他们决定问GRAHAM 500元干不干。 GRAHAM说要认真想想。 第二天他来了， Graham announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don’t want to have to kuss er."

"Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."

The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
asked what was his third condition.

"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the
$500."