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[影片]Old habits die hard! -- Alfie, u should see it. -- Sandy_Rose - (5092 Byte) 2006-9-19 周二, 16:18 (2139 reads) |
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作者:追忆似水流年 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Alfie's theory1: girls: for us boys, it’s all about F B B. face, boobs, bum.
同意, 毕竟关了灯都一样一般发生在LM和MM相处的后期.
Theory 2, when it comes to shagging birds, it all comes to one thing: location, location, location!
各地都有好吃的菜肴和小吃.
Theory3, each woman is different, special, and unique, like snowflakes.
-- I at a certain point said this myself!
同意,但是每个人喜好不同,弱水三欠,我就爱那一勺.
After sleeping with all the pretty women, Alfie always goes back to his special girl Julie, treating her like a Holiday Inn, whenever he needs a hot bath, nice dinner and a long sleep, he goes to Julie. Less did she know, for Alfie, he has his theory 4: it doesn’t do to become dependent on any body in this life. Change your nature, you are a dead man.
航空母舰也要海港呢, 毕竟没人一直是superman.
Julie later found Alfie’s fling’s red panties in her garbage. And there goes alfie’s special girl. He lost his holiday inn.
此地不留爷,自有留爷处.
Alfie’s friends: Marlon and his girl friend Lynette.
Marlon是个好朋友,好男人. 可惜快绝种了.
Alfie asked Susan: what’s he got better than me?!
Susan replies: HE IS YOUNGER THAN YOU!
瓦罐经常井口破,将军难免沙场死. 出来混就不要怕挨刀. 刚看了黑白道, dark哥:有病,当警察就不要混黑社会么!
Alfie’s last monologue, for all the 98 LMs:
What have I got?
Really?
Some money in my pocket, some nice threads, fancy car at my disposal, and I'm single.
Yeah... unattached, free as a bird...
I don't depend on nobody and nobody depends on me...
My life's my own.
But I don't have peace of mind.
And if you don't have that, you've got nothing.
So... what's the answer?
That's what I keep asking myself.
What's it all about?
You know what I mean…?
选择就不要后悔, 不爽了就改行. 生活在从前的人最可悲!
作者:追忆似水流年 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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