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第3段到第7段???????????????????????????????????? -- 山东斯汀 - (2 Byte) 2009-1-14 周三, 07:38 (374 reads) |
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头衔: 海归准将 声望: 学员 性别: 年龄: 51 加入时间: 2005/09/14 文章: 679 来自: 某国驻华使馆 海归分: 106854
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作者:山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Next caller, you are on the air.
This is living Jamsion and this year our plan is to wear a Jimmy cap.
That is great, you should always practice saying sex.
I am gonna be extra safe. I got one on right now cause Bristol tried to trick me again. I am never taking it off, ever. Except when you are going to the bathroom. That is why i poked a little hole in it. I am not stupid, you know. Well, good luck with that and congratulations on your son being born. What kind name is tripp anyway? I don't know. What kind name is Obama girl?
(Part four) Next caller? Hi, It's Mike Huckabee am C.B. My new year's resolution is to move 600 units of this Chuck Norris grills as part of our quick proquote endorsement agreement. Ah, is that really a resolution? Remember our Chuck Norris ass-kicking grill, the only grill that cooks your food through shear intimidation.
-12Skywalker(11086065) 2009-01-14 09:39:23
(Part five) Next caller? This is Dick Cheney. This year I plan to tell the President-Elect that I’m his father right before cutting off his hand with a light saber. Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's way dick cheney. I find you lack of faith disturbing.
-12Skywalker(11086065) 12:59:24
(Part six) Next caller? This is John McCain. This year I plan to start aging backwords that of Benjeming Zipper fellow. Damn he got good-looking. Senator McCain, that is just a move. Do you have a real resolution? I guess I can try to learn to how to use google.
-12Skywalker(11086065) 12:59:44
(Part seven) Next! Hey, this is Fred Thompson. This year i want to make my new talk show which is fresh and viewer rating as my campaign was. So the first thing I am gonna do is…… Hello, hello?
作者:山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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