[1]
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving
[2]
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee
[3]
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other
is the husband
[4]
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
cash
[5]
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
anyway
[6]
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me
[7]
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up
with the same boss
[8]
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you
[9]
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
have to say something
[10]
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to
speak
[11]
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come to mind any more
[12]
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[13]
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[14]
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged Marriage. It's
like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[15]
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[16]
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!