January 9th, 2007[分享][讨论][笑话]非要KC掉才行嘛?谨供KC教内部学习。
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, "That’s what I need… a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I’d like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let’s see… size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That’s right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That’s right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let’s see… size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the ba
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
January 9th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
标题:哈哈哈!让我想起了“葵花宝典”的大话版。
January 9th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
标题:呵呵。What I really like about this joke is…
its moral:
2nd opinion — PRICELESS!
January 9th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
标题:Agree! Way much more enlightening while funny
January 10th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
标题:The second opinion from someone who is in another field
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Not another doctor!!
The second doctor will tell you the same thing.